Gotta be like Neo. 

YouTube star "Swoozie" has a knack for telling funny stories, the type of comedy that also lets us takeaway valuable life lessons, whether or not we realize it between laughs. Here is his interpretation of the dreaded friend zone, the torture chamber of all torture chambers.  

Just remember that everyone's capable of one day being a Jeremy. All it takes is delayed texts responses, a general attitude of indifference, and an overall stranglehold on the upper hand. 

[H/T: VVV]