I've had my iPhone for almost two years and it still refuses to accept how much I say the word shit. I say it a lot and you'd think a smartphone would adapt to this, being smart and all. But it doesn't so once and for all, it's SHIT, you dumb fucking phone. Not shut. If I wanted to type shut, I'D HAVE FUCKING TYPED SHUT. Shit.
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