Ah, isn't Spring Break magical? Here's a video from Ft. Lauderdale beach where "Mike Tyson resurrected as a fat white dude" chomps off a big chunk of another guy's ear before police put an end to the nonsense by tasing both of them. FloriDUH: Where "The Bite Fight" is just another day at the beach.

Props: John H. Have an awesome spring break video/photos/story? Send it to us...