What if I told you that there was a song which the lyrics were only Mike Tyson quotes? Well there is, and it's stupendously phenomenal.

Mike Tyson is one of the most interesting characters of modern times and no one gives a better, more ludicrous quote than Iron Mike. The delightfully fun song started to get some popularity last week, but is now going viral. I believe the title of this song is, "I'm on the Zoloft to Keep From Killing Y'all," which very well could be a working title. The song writer does a stupendous job of incorporating the best lines from Iron Mike, but I would have liked to seen this quote worked into the song, "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm," or this quote, "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I bang with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know," or "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." Dammit I love Mike Tyson more than life itself.