Not sure how much of this has to do with staying safe around the Australian Metro--though it sort of furthers the legend of the Australian quirk that us Americans have come to love through sh*t like "Flight of the Conchords" and "Summer Heights High."  

Watching this through, you end up too scared to do anything but sit at your computer and make sure you don't do anything for the rest of your life, as you will probably die. Watch yo' forks in toasters. 

[H/T: VVV]