I know, I know, I need to stop posting so much Shoenice. But here's the thing: I can't. I just f*cking can't do it. That would be like reading 590 pages of a 600 page book and stopping right before you know how it ends. AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS. I also want to own Vinny's Barber Shop hat, but that's neither here nor there.

Oh, and just prior to his vodka stunt he ate an entire box of pancake mix. Literally, he ate the f*ckin' box.