At this point, I'm starting to get bored with watching Shoenice drink booze. I think we all are. We get it, he can tackle any type of alcohol; watching him drink tequila is no more thrilling than watching him drink vodka. That's why I'm lobbying for him to step up his game and finally down some IPECAC or maybe some gasoline for Christ's sake -- that tiny girl on TLC's "My Strange Addiction" drinks it EVERY GODDAMN DAY. If you want to be the best Internet sideshow freak on the web, then you've got to play in the big leagues.