It's been... /looks at clock...  holy shit! It's been 16 days since we last featured a Shoenice video! This will never do.

In what has to be the most extreme—and jaw-droppingly dumb—stunt he's ever done, Shoenice slams a bottle of 190-proof Everclear in only 13 seconds. Watch the tender-loving care he takes in opening the box. The way he pinches his nose before saying "Shoenice!" And, of course, the fact that he drinks a bottle of Everclear in 13 seconds.

(In all seriousness, we don't think this one is real. No seal is broken, and if you actually do this in 13 seconds, and don't have your stomach pumped immediately afterward, you will die. You will 100% die.)