Do you have a crack or meth addiction? Why not try roller skating to kick your life-destroying habit?
The hilarious duo of Rhett McLaughlin and Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal aren't exactly the standard advertisers like in "Mad Men," but they do have their own TV show like Don Draper, "Rhett & Link: Commercial Kings" on the Independent Film Channel. In this commercial for Roller Kingdom in Reno, Nevada they show the benefits of roller skating and it's not getting some good cardio. The cheesy low-budget advertisement makes claims that roller skating will help prevent unplanned pregnancies, spray painting under bridges, getting abducted by a pedophile, joining gangs, and addictions to crack, meth, and reefer. It seems as though they need to put more roller skating rinks in Detroit.