Do you belong to a gym that doesn't have a sauna? Can you not afford to pay hefty fees of going to a spa? Are you a worthless piece of gutter trash? If you answered YES to all three, have we got the solution for you: Sauna Pants... Forget the whole part about you looking like a stupid a**hole, they should put a big WARNING on this thing: What you save in sauna costs will pale in comparison to what you'll spend in lube for your wife's newly parched vag*na, which you will now refer to as Death Valley. 

The worst part of this is some son of a b*tch is going to get rich off these things and I'm going to hate him for it. My only hope is someone dies due to a horrific malfunction.

Hat Tip: Traina