In 1984, the "Today Show" aired this interview. And let me tell you, not even the moment Tom Cruise called Matt Lauer "glib" could hold a candle to this relic in "Today Show" history. The subject of the interview is a lady who owns a devil-possessed toaster. And during the interview both she and the toaster don't fail to entertain. For one, the toaster allegedly, and perfectly, burnt "Satan Lives" into a slice of bread. And second, when she tried to toast a new piece, at first the toaster refused to accept it, causing her to say "it seems to be aware" (or it seems to be a shitty toaster like the rest of us own) but then, when it finally let her enter the bread the thing shot out FLAMES! 

So maybe it is possessed?

The greatest moment in this video, however, has to be her answer as to why she hasn't parted ways with her haunted toaster. I won't ruin it, but her logic is fuckin' bulletproof.

[H/T FARK]