When Romanian soccer clubs CFR Cluj and Universitatea meet, you throw out the records. Anything can happen when those rivals butt heads. And it did. After Cluj’s Cadu converted a dubious penalty in the 27th minute, he went over to kiss the CFR badge in front of a pissed-off crowd. Keeper Mircea Bornescu defended his team’s honor by attacking a goal post and then Cadu. Ah, Romania.

As happens so often in soccer melees, fans invaded the pitch and the match was abandoned. But the nonsense didn’t end there as a Universitata masseur attacked Cadu in the bowels of the stadium, which is a hilarious sentence to type.

[H/T: Dirty Tackle]