Here’s a feel-good story if you’re into crazy-ass farmers running over sh*t. And, honestly, who isn’t?
Upset by a recent marijuana arrest, Vermont's Roger Pion decided the exact revenge on police by smashing their cruisers with a big farm tractor. America!
By the time they ran outside, the tractor was down the driveway and out onto the road.
With their vehicles crushed, "We had nothing to pursue him with," said Chief Deputy Philip Brooks.
You’ve got to hand it to him. That’s a hell of a plan.
Authorities caught up to him a short bit down the road because, well, enormous tractors don’t go so fast.
All told, Pion’s rampage caused around $250,000 in damage. On the bright side, the cops have probably forgotten all about that petty drug charge.