Anatomy of a fail--see something awesome, stupidly think you can replicate it, embark on surefire disaster with outlandishly misplaced confidence.
For all of the stupidy involved here, gotta sort of feel for this guy, whose arse now likely resembles the stuff that usually is intended to come out of it. We've spent the past five minutes here at the office discussing what this guy's agony sounds like. Deer being hit by a car seems to be the consensus.
Feel better, spaceman.
[H/T: Bob's Blitz]