Gem and a half. Quite possibly Atlanta's finest hour.
In the past, Atlanta's massive transportation system has been the butt of much insenstive nicknaming. Now, it's complete with a "safety shuffle," with a bit of cheering help from everyone's favorite ATL sports team, the WNBA's Atlanta Dream.
As clearly relevant news, my roommate went on a date a few weeks ago. It did not go well, and one of the things he cited regarding said shittiness was that the girl listed the Atlanta--I shit you not--as one of the top three places she HAD to visit before she died. After you let that sink in for a moment, keep reading this sentence, and continue thinking about the fact that this was a thing that was actually said. It goes without saying that I wholeheartedly agreed my roommate, and was pretty shocked that he didn't get up and walk out right then and there.
Now though? Time to eat our words.