You know what's awkward? Making the 6 o'clock news for pooping your pants in kindergarten. Even worse: "No on bothered to clean her up, though a teacher did give her a trash bag to wrap around herself," SAYS YOUR MOM IN VIVID, SMELLY DETAIL TO THE NEWS. The most WTF part of the whole thing is that the last name is Skidmore. Try to make it through the whole thing.