I think I had a heart attack just watching the video.

Listen up, fatasses of the world: Pizza Hut has a novelty pizza with cheeseburgers stuffed into the crust. There's also a chicken nugget crust version of the pizza, but what's the fun in that?! CHEESEBURGERS. It also has toppings that are themed with the crust. The bad news: It's only being tested in the Middle East. Boo. But when it inevitably makes its way to the United States, will you try it? How drunk/stoned will you have to be? Or does this look like vom city? Just look at that beauty...

H/T: Uproxx