"It's simple...We kill the Big Bird." 

He's big, he's yellow, and he's a menace to our economy. The evils of Wall Street have moved to Sesame Street, and America's Superhero (AKA, the MITT), is the only one that could stop him.

Would this be a great movie or what? And they wouldn't even have to spend money on making the trailer. 

[H/T: Deadline]