I've always been fascinated by the shrillness of voice potential often reached when a girl discovers a completely harmless spider on their living room floor. In fact, a surefire way to determine whether or not a seemingly dateable girl is in fact dateable is to claim there is a spider somewhere in the vicinity. If your ears remain blood-free following the announcement, she's successfully passed the test. 

This guy, though. Resourceful? I guess. 

[H/T: ClipNation]