It's a sick, demented world we live in. Everyday I turn on this Internet machine I see nothing but brutal murders, stupid people dying for stupid reasons, and so much what-the-f*ck worthy news that I'm beginning to think the rapture isn't that far in the distance. Today, western Pennsylvania provides us with another head-scratcher. A teen that was minding his own business and cutting some grass (on a riding mower because teens nowadays are lazy as sh*t), got close-lined off his mower, mid-grass cut, by a motorist that actually took the time to pull his car over and do it. And then the guy Tebowed in celebration of his ridiculous act, got back into his car and sped away. All the young grass cutter got for his troubles was a sleek arm-sling.