The crash throws this guy a good 15 ft. into the air and all he does after that is stick the f*cking landing and brush his shoulder off. Then he stands by his smashed bike as other motorists just drive around him, not giving a sh*t and probably cursing how this prick is holding up traffic. They're right. You're landing was sick, pal, but the accident appeared to your fault so drag the bike off the road, dickhole.  

Hat Tip: Bob's Blitz