Ladies and gentlemen – well, mostly gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the luckiest dude in America.
Racing around with his buddies, he falls of his bike and is immediately whacked with a speeding set of handlebars, which get lodged him his helmet.
I watched this half-expecting his head was going to come off, and I’m glad it didn’t. Would have been a real morning-ruiner. Plus, you know, the guy would be dead.