Mike Tyson appeared on Conan O'Brien on Tuesday evening, telling perhaps one of our favorite Tyson anedote to date: Back in the '80s, shortly after Tyson divorced Robin Givens, he went over to her place for a tryst with his ex (cocaine + the '80s = flings with ex-wives). The baddest man on the planet is just a stud like that. Ready to get it on, he rang the door bell a couple of times to no answer. She pulled up shortly after he got back to his car, noticing Brad Pitt in it. "I went from a hard stallion to a wet noodle," he told Conan. Funny sh*t.

Hey, Tyson is a WWE Hall of Famer‎ now. So congrats for that, Mike. Well-deserved, script or no script.