Meet Mark Dumas, the f*cking dumbass that has a pet grizzly bear he foolishly thinks won't maul his entire family to death in their sleep. Don't get me wrong, at least 12% of me is rooting for this to work out for Mark and his bear, but the other 88% of me is hoping for this shithead to learn his lesson. I mean, it's one thing to keep the bear at your house and only put yourself in danger -- if you want to roll the dice by befriending a beast that's your prerogative and shit -- but this guy brings the bear into public. He walks it on a leash, in public, as if he has any control if the bear suddenly feel threatened and decides to go on a killing spree.