Is he really...? Oh God...he is. He's holding himself hostage! What a clown. Good-looking knife, though; really digging the green handle, but what a fucking circus act this guy is. "Don't do anything crazy or I'll take my own life and harm no one else." If I was the cop I'd put my taser away, call his bluff, and when he finally dropped the knife and admitted it was all an attention play, I'd rid him of both knee caps. You know, for posterity.

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