Hey mister, you got something hanging from your nose.

Great Martin Van Buren's mutton chops, this video is amazingly terrifying, yet I can't stop being bewildered by it! Meet Liu Fei, Chinese entertainer from the Jiangxi province. Fei enthralls the masses by shoving 3ft long cauliflower snakes up his nose and then letting them out of his mouth. Couldn't the 52-year-old Liu create balloon animals? Liu definitely has a job if they need someone to play Davy Jones in the next "Pirates of the Caribbean."