This gentleman thought he was balling when he stole a limo, but in the end he nearly got his balls ripped off by a German Shepherd.
This streaker carjacked a Hummer limousine from it's driver at gunpoint in California. However, 911 was immediately called, police cruisers and helicopters from the California Highway Patrol were dispatched. The funny thing about gigantic Hummer limos, they're pretty easy to be spotted, especially by police helicopters. The limo was followed by CHP until he finally ditched the limo and his clothes and fled from the vehicle. Instead of officers sprinting through the streets to apprehend this wackjob, they simply released a German Shepherd police dog. He was quickly brought down by the dog and officers rushed in to arrest him. When this perp robbed the limo driver, he was fully clothed, so during his getaway or police chase he removed all of his clothes. "We cannot tell you why he was not wearing clothes. All we know is that he was wearing them at the original crime so took them off along the way," said Lt. Julia Engen, Irvine police spokeswoman.
In retrospect, after all his bite wounds have healed, I would imagine that this man will say that stealing the limo was not worth having his d*ck being used as a doggy chew toy.