I'm just going to come right out and say it: survival seems like an awful lot of work. Work that I don't think I want to do. The rest of you can go camping, I'm an amenities kind of guy. Not afraid of hard work, but roughing it for fun isn't my cup of sh*t. And sure this piss trick worked out but what if the sun's not out at the time you want to start a fire? What then, hotshot?

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