A storied Internet tradition consists of people parlaying ridiculous local news interviews into Internet fame (and, later, endorsement deals). There was Antoine Dobson—Mr. "They Raping Errrbody"—who made ducats on autotuned songs, commercials, and a "Sex Offender" iPhone app. Then, there was Sweet Brown—Ms. "Ain't Nobody Got Time for That"—who somehow got invited to the Oscars during her fifteen minutes of fame.
Now, let me introduce you to Brookshire, Texas resident Michelle Clark. Clark witnessed a freak hail storm go through her town and was nice enough to tell KPRC News what she saw: Massive hail. Quarter-sized hail. Hail that went KABOOYOW! KABOOYOW! when it hit her roof.
All I can say is that Clark comes ALIVE when the microphone is stuck in her face. She was meant for this moment. I want to be her friend.