How do you land a job that requires you to speed read off a teleprompter with such sh*t reading skills? Nepotism had to have played a role, because this chick is retarded to the highest power. She was probably the kid who had to pre-read her entire section before it was her turn to read aloud in grade school. I certainly couldn't do her job -- I'm a loose cannon when it comes to cursing and picking my nose -- and I'm not saying that I'd step in and blow people's minds with my reading accuracy but a part of me wants to believe I wouldn't hack the segment to pieces like she just did. For her sake I hope she was drunk.