Ah, the kitchen. A place reserved for slams to chop up random things on cutting boards, thus enabling them to release their increasing frustration regarding your beer-guzzling, nacho-chomping, uncompromisingly sh*tty slob habits. A sacred space for our glorious friend Food, the kitchen is only visted by our kind under extreme and/or awesome circumstances.  

Enter, awesome circumstances. 

The Bros at Rivestaurant present the "Slow Larry," a burger so Frat, the only thing its missing is overpriced boat shoes. The "Epicest Cheeseburger to Ever Exist" looks like it lives up to its billing. It's got everything a Bro could possibly dream of, obviously highlighted by supreme overlord Bacon. 

Maybe its because I'm still working off my hangover (I know, I drink alcohol. sick), but I could go for about five of these right now. Tremendous work.