Today we learned that Alpena Michigan's WBKB boasts the Tom Haverford of meterorlogists. Just take a look at a few money quotes from this guy's highlight reel: "Come back like Jordan wearin' the 45"; "What does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella for? A chance of drizzle..."; "Lean back like Fat Joe and the Terror Squad"; "Talk about consistant: We have Patrick Ewings, we have Larry Birds all over the place with those 33s." Like a much cooler, jiver Bill Simmons, this dude is a master a weaving in cultural and sports references into his broadcasts. In otherwords, he's a total boss and a total Bro. Much respect for that Bone Thugs-N-Harmony reference, son.