What is art?
But really. Is it anything more than a bunch of people out-obscuring one another with a bunch of names and buzzwords, all while eating $400 meals the size of three peanuts?
Sorry for all you aspiring Matt Saracens out there. As a human, I do think art and shit is a very important component of the human experience and such. But of course, it seems that parts of this "scene" are not only incredibly easy to make fun of, but are well beyond repair in terms of getting carried away with themselves.
If this teaches us anything though, it's that the key to artistic noteriety is that you gotta be fresh.