"Trojan Condoms: The Only Thing We Can't Protect Is Your Dignity" and "Trojan Condoms: Because Ugly Chicks are Mad Fertile" are my two new slogans for the folks over at Troje. You want to murder the competition? You either come up with a inappropriate slogan or you literally murder them. No other way to the top when you're in the prophylactic game. And I know they'll see that advice because they emailed us this video. So yeah, pretty sure I'll be resigning from BroBible to be their new VP of Marketing any day now. Check out how condoms are made below.