Rule number 384 for burglars: never mess with an eldery woman trying to take a nap.
While we sadly do not have actual footage of the incident, Grandma Jackson does a pretty solid job of recreating what went down. Upon assessing the danger she was in, the Houston woman "thought herself a strategy," and then some.
Not exactly sure what kind of incompetent burglar can't fend off a crazy woman armed with only a steak-cooking instrument, but nonetheless a classic case of fighting fire with fire--Ms. Jackson, who is most certainly for real, has also got some heart.
Big ups to the dog, the clear Stockton to Grandma Jackson's Malone. Here at Brobible, the assist is just as important as the throwdown. Actually the throwdown is much sicker, but assists are cool too.
[H/T: Gorilla Mask]