Shut down the internet and shut down YouTube. Everything before and after this one-minute video of a child escaping primal death is just filler.

There are really no words to describe the sheer terror of a giant bird swooping down from heaven to snatch an infant for food purposes. Luckily, there are slow-motion replays to fill the stunned silence.

Hug your loved ones. The end really is nigh.

[H/T: Deadspin]

UPDATE: Apparently nerds with nothing better to do have proven this to be fake. It's still real to us, dammit!