Pete Hoekstra wants to become the new senator of Michigan. To reach that goal he needs to unseat Debbie Stabenow by any means necessary. Well, Pete's campaign thinks Debbie is spending too much money causing jobs to be sent over to China. Now how can one possibly convey THAT message in a 30 second ad? Simple. Toss an Asian girl on a bicycle, have her ride through a f*cking rice paddy, throw a straw hat around her neck, have her wear a yellow shirt for good measure, AND if she's a killer actress, have her fake a Chinese accent by just forgetting to use certain key words in sentences. Pete Hoekstra, you've clearly seen "Tropic Thunder" and you nailed this, sir. Aces.