The umbrella prank might be your new favorite way to pick up chicks.
It's easy: Walk around awkwardly with a giant golf umbrella until you find a group of hot, sunbathing ladies in bikinis. A beach or a college quad on a warm spring day should work. Extend said umbrella so that it covers up the rays of the sun from hitting their bodies. Step three? Awkward laughter, which you can use as a little conversation starter before asking for some phone numbers. The prank itself is an icebreaker!
Oh, and Santa Barbara looks lovely this time of year. Now everyone kick themselves in the ass for not spending the best four years of their life at UCSB.