Her name is Kailyn, she's 18 years old and lives in Sacramento, Calif. She's a looker with a winning smile and a zest for life. And, oh, yeah, don't leave anything plastic around her because she'll eat that up faster than you can say "where in the f*ck did my remote go?!"

I mean, mother of God. The most disturbing thing about this is that she prefers plastic over real food. We've all gnawed on a pen in a moment of nervousness. That's only natural. But Kailyn here is like a bottomless pit, a plastic-eating machine that must always be fed. Here's a list of things she's eaten:

• 12 remote controls
•  5,000 beads
• 1,000-plus cocktail swords
• 100 forks
• 10 water bottles
• 2 pacifiers
• 3 CD cases
• 50 hangers
• 25 lids

To date, she's choked down over 150 pounds of plastic. I don't often say this, but I wouldn't mind taking a look at some of her sh*t. It's got to be an absolute mess.

And yet ... there's just something about her that's alluring. Maybe the knowledge that she could do things with a d*ldo no one else can.

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