In its never-ending campaign to be unlike any place that's ever existed, the loose concept known as "the South" brings us yet another completely batsh*t crazy story. 

There's disciplining your children, and then there's completely losing your grasp of rationality. According to the Associated Press, "A Georgia girl told investigators she spent days at a time locked inside a small outhouse and a chicken coop...Her parents were arrested earlier this week on multiple counts of child cruelty and false imprisonment." What they failed to report, however, is that its pretty difficult to actually figure out what half the people in the video are saying. 

Do we think that everyone below the Mason-Dixon line is capable of making a logic defying Youtube video? Not at all. But once again, The South is a place on earth.