Last year, I rocked the Carolina Cup. This was a Frat Dude Mecca (with exactly zero Middle Eastern people). Check it out to get pumped for today's event and see the difference between northern and southern Frats, chicks in floppy hats, and drunks dudes crushing it.

Jared Freid is a New York City-based comedian. You can follow him on Twitter @jtrain56 for videos, column updates, pics of chicks in floppy hats, and plenty of pen*s jokes.