Of all the events that BroBible has sent me to (Hot Dog Eating Contests, AVN Awards, Horse Races), the Red Bull Flugtag has to be the dumbest. Teams of adults spend upwards of $1400 to create a craft that will hypothetically glide into the water. What transpires is a rowdy audience of over 10k people cheering on teams with choreographed routines they practiced while not getting laid. This was an awesome time and I'd encourage anyone and their crew to go and enjoy, but like having sex with a fat chick, keep it to yourself. Have fun with the video and share with friends.

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