Gross fact of the day: In Florida, there's a huge spike in syphilis and Chlamydia in seniors. Cases of the diseases rose 71 percent and 62 percent respectively from 2005-2009.  That's a lot of grandparents getting it on. Just reaffirms my belief that "retiring to Florida" = college.

In order to get gramps to wrap it up, an New York-based ad agecy film this hilarious PSA for SaferSexforSeniors.com. Consider it visual Kamasutra for old people.