When Florida police pulled over 41-year-old doctor Zachary Bird for suspicion of driving under the influence, they probably had no idea things would go like this.  The good doctor banged his head against the patrol car, screamed wildly at the arresting officers, and spit blood at them. Extremely unBro.

Troopers took Bird to Florida Hospital East Orlando, where he kicked a light hanging above a hospital bed and made threatening remarks to troopers, the report states. He said he could "take" all three troopers and emphasized that he had weapons at his home, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

Bird previously lived in Broward County, where he worked at The Body Sculptique Cosmetic Center. An online profile lists him as "co-founder of Anti-aging & Aesthetic Medicine and The Body Sculptique" in Weston and says he is experienced in dermatological surgery, emergency medicine andanesthesiology.

The center specializes in fat-transfer buttocks augmentation, Botox injections, breast enlargement, hair removal and other cosmetic services. A woman who answered the phone Thursday said she was not allowed to comment and no one else was available.

Birds’s going to need a hell of a lawyer. More importantly, I hope the stress from the incident and ensuing viral fame doesn’t give him wrinkles.