Are you ever going to find better, more sagacious advice on how to fight? Likely. Does this guy have no clue how to really handle himself when shit goes down? You know it. But I'll tell you what, you won't want to even look for that other advice after you watch this 1980s mullet-toting man headbutt, elbow, knee, and fist-fuck a melon. Also, you just know this dude's anthem was Joe Esposito's massive hit "You're the Best." Probably played it whenever he was doing ANYTHING. Man. I bet this cat made love to floozies galore in his day.