Snoop Mammal - a true mensch.
Epic rap battles of history have been steadily gaining a solid YouTube following for quite sometime now. Some are certainly bigger hits than others, but anytime you've managed to land the legendary Snoop in your video, it's pretty much game over.
Would Snoop Dogg make a solid leader of the chosen people? Based on his well-documented personal habits, he'd likely make a stint in the desert a bit more enjoyable. Or less, if manna doesn't satisfy your munchies cravings.