These guys are all still alive! Two years after they kicked off this ridiculous video series, they are still alive. And presumably semi-healthy and heart-disease free.

To pay homage to their humble beginnings, Epic Meal Time makes a deep dish fast food pizza, which they also made for their first ever video. This week's pizza is bigger and, of course, much more bacon-filled, though—it's a new twist on an old classic.

Join me in hoisting up an unhealthy lunch to Epic Meal Time. Here's to at least two more years of relative health! And to no bacon shortages! And to making vegans cry out in jealousy the world over!

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