While brilliant, this just added fuel to my why-I-don't-stop-to-help-anyone-ever fire. Actually, I guess that's not true. I'd still help an old lady put her bag in the overhead compartment on a plane, or try to save a child from drowning (even though the hero always seems to die in those news stories) and if I was feeling extra caring, I'd even push most people on the subway platform in front of a train if they asked nicely. I mean, fuck, I'm not a monster for Christ's sake.