If you can make out what the hell Ms. Abbie Kritz is saying—and it's about as easy as watching a Guy Ritchie film, so be warned—this video is incredibly hilarious. Out of her mind on anesthesia after a trip to the dentist, Abbie begins crying about the terrible, awful crime she's committed. She's murdered her wisdom teeth, you see. Killed 'em dead. "They were just trying to help me chew, and I didn’t accept them," she says.
Her friends are nice enough to record the confession.