Today, millions of people will head to the polls to vote in the 57th straight Most Important Election of Your Life, picking between the man in the blue corner—reigning champ Barack Obama—and his challenger, Mitt Romney. It will a monumental choice with consequences immediately negated the opposition in the Senate or House.
Anyway, that's my two cents. For a happier outlook, our friends at ESPN Unite sent a reporter out to Kansas State's tailgate to ask a simple question: Which candidate would throw the better tailgate? The consensus seems to be Obama, although one attendee did say Romney's would be more "luxurious." Stay around for the bro waving the cigarette and talking about his hope to one day export football all over the world, even in places like "Africa and Egypt" (which is in Africa).